What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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