Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
this will be a night to untag.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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