I'll bet she douches with gravy.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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