Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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