All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
