is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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