I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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