As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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