we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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