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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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