your thong is hanging out like whoa
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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