he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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