So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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