I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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