Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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