accomplished twins. life is a go
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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