I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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