you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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