I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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