I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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