almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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