white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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