Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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