UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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