Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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