that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The Olympian is in my bed
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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