you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I have tasted many bathrooms
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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