Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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