can we get nightvision for the apartment?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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