ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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