She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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