then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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