DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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