I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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