we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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