that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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