FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
