Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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