just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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