Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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