All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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