let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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