TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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