Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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