Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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