4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
PANTIES FOUND
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