: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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