I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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