No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My penis needs a shock collar
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
