So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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