I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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