found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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