you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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