stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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