she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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