I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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