I'm going to jail i love you
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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