Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I think people are normalizing furries
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
